Rule #1

So I was eating a bowl of matapa tonight (random green leaves - sorta like spinach, but not quite) and as I was eating I wondered why I just swallowed mouthfuls without chewing.

So I stopped and chewed..*crunch crunch*
Then it dawned on me: Rule #1: SAND will be present in all food!

...And that, is why I never chew the center food! Makes sense when you think about it :-)